Famous Fragrance

Why do all these famous people come out with their own perfumes?

Ok, so Liz Taylor did it in the 90s, but it seems like now every shitty pop singerb**ch has her own fragrance. Who wants to smell Gwen Stefani?

To slightly steal from Andrew......I think I have some cans of Gwen Stefani perfume in my kitchen. It's called StarKist. And, it's dolphin safe.


Too harsh?

Who gives a flying fuck that Mariah Carey has her own perfume? I've SEEN 'Glitter'......and I could smell her stank through the TV.

How many NEW perfume fragrances can you come up with, anyway?

Speaking of......wasn't there a movie where a guy that had a supreme sense of smell killed women and kept their 'essence' in jars to make perfume? Just saying.

I Thought I Was Going Crazy And Hearing Voices......

.........turns out my wireless speakers have been picking up CB radio signals as truckers pass by. Has really been freaking me out....this morning I even heard them from my bed. I usually don't have the wireless on all the time.....but just forget to turn it off every once in a while.

Here's a thought.....for everyone that drives by and honks (mostly at the house across the street, but there are a few of you that do it for me) get a CB and say hello as you honk past.

It'll make me laugh.

BTW...

I had a dream that I shaved my head....and when it started growing back I was going bald b/c I had sparse stubble.

I also had a dream that I was on the LOST island. I woke up with a scratch on the side of my nose so it must have been a scary dream. Or, a mouse clawed my face in the night.

A Perfect Anti-Depressant

If you're like me and hate the world, everything, and everyone around you......try out some Marx Brothers films. You'll be right back on top of the world.

If you don't have any lying around (although you should), try Curb Your Enthusiasm. That'll be a start.