Saturday, December 22, 2007

Famous Fragrance

Why do all these famous people come out with their own perfumes?

Ok, so Liz Taylor did it in the 90s, but it seems like now every shitty pop singerb**ch has her own fragrance. Who wants to smell Gwen Stefani?

To slightly steal from Andrew......I think I have some cans of Gwen Stefani perfume in my kitchen. It's called StarKist. And, it's dolphin safe.


Too harsh?

Who gives a flying fuck that Mariah Carey has her own perfume? I've SEEN 'Glitter'......and I could smell her stank through the TV.

How many NEW perfume fragrances can you come up with, anyway?

Speaking of......wasn't there a movie where a guy that had a supreme sense of smell killed women and kept their 'essence' in jars to make perfume? Just saying.

1 comment:

wackydeli said...

that paris hilton perfume smells amazing. thats all i can really say, i wanted to cum on that girls face as soon as she tried to sell it to me yesterday.