Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Gurgling Sounds

Last night me & Adam Hamilton did spit takes in my backyard.

Adam's were the best b/c he started doing vomit takes.

It was great fun.

We then watched 'Half Nelson.' It was pretty good......the only reason it didn't match the hype was b/c it got really really slow in parts (quite a bit could have been edited out....likewise some more stuff could have been elaborated on. Notably: Who is Frank?!?!)

Near the end there was an incredibly 'oh my goodness' moment, but only lasted 10 seconds. It kind of made the movie worth it, but not quite. Also, the dialogue was incredibly good and well-written....it was almost like real life. I mean, they would tell jokes or say things that you couldn't help but laugh at, then realize you were watching a movie and not really there.

I may talk more about it, but I'll leave it at a 'movie you should see at least once.'

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Adventures Of Steven The Squirrel Hunter

They messed with his friends.....so now he's out for revenge. But, he'll be a tough nut to crack: And now [an excerpt from] Steven The Squirrel Hunter.

So yeah it boils down to Natalie calling me b/c Andrew was gone and that morning he went to get a towel from their closet and wrapped up inside the towel: A mad squirrel. Well, Andrew saw to it that that squirrel met his demise, but I was called in tonight b/c two more squirrels living in the crack above A&N's back porch tried to attack Natalie.

After a coulple of hours with the maglite and Shaun's cricket bat, and looking the beady-eyed little buggers in the face, Andrew's brother sprayed some silly string into the hole and we plugged that shit up.

We don't know if Earl The Squirrel is the one dead, but I think Earl and Co. are a little angry.

Farewell, and you have my number if you've got a flying rodent problem.

Monday, February 5, 2007

Phwew!

So tonight I finally got my copy of the Playstation 2 game 'Yourself!Fitness', which is basically a video game workout. According to descriptions, it's different than workout videos b/c it's customizable and changes according to how you feel during the game.

Well, I decided to be bold and start out on a 30minute workout and boy am I tired. I was sweating 15mins in!

I'm also feeling the after-effects b/c I just tried to go outside and almost fell out the back door.

Well, anyway, I just hope that if I can keep it up it shows some results. Definitely more of a workout than Dance Dance Revolution....in fact I would probably have to do DDR first if I did them in the same day.
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Also, after almost picking up a used copy of "Silence Of The Lambs" but putting it back after seeing it was only available as a Full-Screen DVD a few weeks ago, Saturday afternoon I was in WalMart and picked up a newly-released Collector's Edition. I had no idea it was coming out, although it seems perfectly logical b/c the new movie 'Hannibal Rising' is coming out next week.

So, now I have seen "Silence Of The Lambs" and deem all the praise and awards are worthy. I may even want to see all the other Hannibal Lecter movies eventually. And I STILL can't do the Buffalo Bill 'tuck'.

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Speaking of the 'tuck,' I would recommend Netflixing "Puppetry Of The Penis" sometime. Whether you have male genetalia or have seen a penis and testicles before, it's hilarious (and cringe-worthy) what these guys do with their equipment.

There is 'the woman', 'the wristwatch', the mind-boggling 'g-string', the nut-cringing 'hamburger' and the most amazing thing ever: 'the sea mollusk.'

Amazing. The ancient art of genital origami.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Word To Tha Wise

1.) 'LOST' resumes it's season next Wednesday. Join us at the station at 9pm to join the castaways.

2.) Another 'Wallace & Gromit' movie is in the works. Can't wait.

3.) This month (February) will see the release of the 'Reno: 911' movie, and next month, on the same day, will be the 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Colon) Movie Film For Theaters' AS WELL AS 'TMNT'. I'm sure you've all heard about the 'bomb scare' in Boston related to the advertisement of ATHF yesterday. What's hilarious is that the two guys responsible used their press time to only discuss '70s hairstyles. It's hilarious. Anyway, I don't know if the Hunger Force or the Ninja Turtles will be viewed first by me. Definitely the Turtles.

4.) Speaking of Turtles of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, in jest it was said that I should have a SuperBowl party at my house, but the fun part would be that we wouldn't even watch the SuperBowl. (Heck, as far as that goes I can't even pick up CBS) Well, inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd, I thought about maybe watching the Ninja Turtles Movie trilogy. Well, that is if anyone comes over; I would only watch the first one by myself. It's the only good one. You know, late afternoon watch the first one respectfully, 2 hours later we would be kinda goofy and laugh with the second one, and by the time we put the 3rd one in, we could only laugh at how incredibly bad it is.

5.) Hrmmm, do #'s 2 & 3 not sound a little childish? Heck, sue me, I love Wallace & Gromit & the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You can just go the shell away. ahah.




Also, if you are a loser like AdamG, make sure you have actually watched the first six episodes of 'LOST' Season 3 before next Wednesday. I want to be able to make remarks that don't give away the plot for you. Come on, people.....they are available online at ABC.com. For free, even.