I = Moron

This about sums it up:

Git 'Er Done.....Geesh, Is That STILL Funny?

Consider yourself warned:

There is a new blight coming to sadden our world........

It's a little movie called 'Delta Farce,' and might-----just might-----be the single most offensively unfunny and unfunnily offensive movie EVER MADE.

Larry The Cable Guy. Bill Engval. DJ Qualls.

American 'soldiers' who think they are going to Iraq but somehow fall out of a plane and end up in Mexico.

I'm just shuddering thinking about how the first half of the movie will be a crapload of insensitive 'camel fucker/towel head' jokes........and then end up being a big 'beaner/fucking Mexican' joke.

Yeah....that one's gonna appeal to alllllll of the assholes that should NOT be ENCOURAGED by a movie like this.

Again, you have been warned. I really regretted having to see the preview TWICE before 'Hot Fuzz' each time. (besides......why put THAT preview before 'Hot Fuzz'.......polar opposites.


Fart,
Steven Criss

Yarrrp, You're Right.

Sorry about that......if I were to add to the previous post's list of movies watched this weekend, on Friday I watched 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres,' and Andrew & I watched 'Shaun Of The Dead' Friday night.

We also made fun of the the SMC Paid Program, as well as Poker After Dark.

So......a busy movie weekend made even busier.

Thanks to Adam 'Boobmeat' Hamilton.

Yarrrp

So yes......I saw it. Was it what I expected? Yarrrrp. Was I disappointed? Narrrrrrp.

And with us seeing two matinee shows in a row......'Hot Fuzz' is definitely worth the wait and the repeat viewing. An intricately woven plot where EVERY line and joke have a payoff to a bad-ass final fight. And honestly, the actual end didn't have that same drive-it-home punch for our characters as did 'Shaun Of The Dead,' but that's simply because they are in fact two different films. Yarrrp.

So don't go comparing them, then.

Then again....it's kinda keeping with their tribute to action films, where they are almost always left open-ended. I mean, name one major action film that DIDN'T have a sequel. Or, before you start naming the 3 or 4 Shwarzenegger films let me state a 'buddy cop' film.

I do digress, I apologize.....I just don't really want to go into plot detail until, oh I dunno, maybe till it's out on DVD b/c then you have NO CHOICE to not see it.

Thumbs up to Nick, Simon, and Edgar......keep 'em coming. Hey, why not a romantic comedy (without the zombies, though) for the next one? Maybe a rehash [or just big-screen version] of 'Spaced.' I dunno.......actually I don't care. Just make more.

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I also apologize for not keeping you updated on what I've been watching lately. Actually, I would assume you would just check my ONLINE DVD LIST to see what I have purchased/received/planning to receive lately.

Although, this weekend, along with 'Hot Fuzz' [twice], I managed to squeeze in 'Lethal Weapon's 1, 2, & 3, 'First Blood,' 'Rambo: First Blood Part 2,' 'The Prestige,' and the first episode of 'The Flash: The Complete Series.'
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By the way.....the Christopher Nolan-directed 'The Prestige' was really good, and I'm looking forward to the next Batman movie that he should be filming right now. This very minute, I mean. Don't even bother to sleep.......just direct the hell out of everyone and release it right away.

Overnight Left

I'm kinda cheesed right now b/c last night I cooked some hamburger helper....and before I went to bed I scraped the massive amount left over into a plastic bowl and put the saucepan in the sink so there wouldn't be cakeage later on. Apparently that's all I did b/c when I got up this morning, the hamburger helper was sitting on my oven---in a plastic bowl---with no lid on it.

I guess I can count that as ruined.

TAG

Each player of the game starts by listing 7 weird things or habits about themselves. If you are tagged you must write your own blog with 7 of your own weird things/habits, and state the rules clearly. Afterwards choose 7 people to tag and list their names on the bottom. Then leave a comment on their page that says "You've been tagged! Read my blog!"Here we go!

1. I have to know where all of my possessions are at all times.
2. I pick and/or peel my hangnails....and on occasion even peel my toenails.
3. I have patchy spots on my chin where I've been plucking my beard hairs. (I just recently started this a month or two ago, and only on the left and right of the chin.)
4. Some weeks I shave my pubes....some weeks just my balls.......and sometimes au naturale---only until the length overshadows my boodle.
5. I set my alarm one hour ahead of when I HAVE to wake up, just so I can hit the snooze and feel like I have more time.
6. MovieGallery = Buy 2 DVDs, get 2 Free.
7. I constantly stare at people I think are more attractive than me---which is usually everyone---and mentally judge them.


I tag AdamG, AdamH, Jen, Zeke, Andrew (by 'message' only), Jodee, J.

On A Personal Note:

This weekend I have had the best gas.

I think it had something to do with eating some week-and-a-half-old leftover chicken and butterbeans for lunch on Friday. I mean, Saturday morning it wasn't a pleasant time on the toilet; but once I got the spoilage out of my system, since then it's been fun.

Kinda sad to see it go.

Goodness.....When Are We Gonna Stop Labeling Each Other?

[PREP]
[ ] You own a digital camera. Yeah, and so do lots of people.
[ ] You've been called white. what does that have to do with anything?
[ ] You own something from abercrombie Ummm that's just a choice of where you buy your clothes.
[ ] You own something from pacsun So that seals the deal then?
[ ] you own something from Hollister So?
[ ] You own something from American Eagle Oh, heaven forbid!
[ ] You like going to the mall. That just means you are between 13 and 75 years old.
[ ] You own an iPod/MP3 player. Yeah, and so do lots of people
[ ] you love/like Starbucks. Or, any coffee place will do....doesnt' matter though
[ ] You have been called a brat. Just bad parenting.
[ ]You love shopping Or, you are a woman.
[ ] You have more than one house One that's far away from 'the black people'
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[GOTHIC]

[ ] Black is one of your favorite colors. I love black....it goes with anything.
[ ] You have thought about death. Everyone will have to.....I'm not gonna make it a lifestyle.
[ ]You wear chains. Well...only if you want to fit in with all your other friends.
[ ] You like heavy metal. Some people do, but I'm sure Bach is listened to as well. You don't go buy a powdered wig
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic. Yeah. THAT makes you different.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick. Just out of raspberry rainbow delight.
[ ] Your hair was/is dark. Well, not everyone bleaches.
[ ] You dislike preps. Even 'preps' dislike preps
[ ] You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic. Along with millions of preps. See you in hell.
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[PUNK]

[ ] You can skateboard. skateboarding=punk. Yeah, and monkeys may fly outta my butt.
[ ]You've worn plaid. So do lesbians. And lumberjacks.
[ ] you like Converse b/c you claim to be punk and against authority, but we all know they were bought by NIKE, probably THE authority in footwear.
[ ] you hate MTV Yeah, they haven't played MUSIC since the '90s.
[ ] You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. more like 'teenager experimenting' rather than 'punk'
[ ] You kinda/dislike pink. buuuuuuuuutttttt....you would have pink hair?
[ ] You hate/dislike preps. just as much as they hate you.
[ ] You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. well.....if you are gonna skateboard I would say it's fair
[ ] you play the electric guitar and are actually good at it well, if you are punk then you probably don't show off your classical guitar skills. give me a break.
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[GEEK]

[ ] You like the computer. so does every household in the U.S.
[ ] You like Harry Potter. That just means you're a witch and will go to hell
[ ] you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts well, god didn't bless you with perfect prep eyesight.
[ ] you get straight A's and B's. Maybe you just give a shit.
[ ] You love/like reading. Maybe you like to expand your mind.
[ ] you are in a band ummm what the fuck is this one doing here? shouldn't it be 'scene' or something?
[ ] You don't care what you look like. ooooh.
[ ] You have a curfew. well......yeah, if you are under 18 and have decent parents.
[ ] You always do your homework. so.....learning makes you less of a person?
[ ] you never miss school unless you're sick yeah.....a geek LOVES to be tortured every day by jocks and CAN'T WAIT to get to school.
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[EMO]

[ ] You have been depressed. It's called puberty. Oh, and LIFE
[ ] You have black rimmed glasses. And you're labeling me for that?
[ ] You like the band Taking Back Sunday b/c you like shitty music.
[ ] you cry easily hmph.....emotions. For Dorks.
[ ] You like emo music. Hrmmm....so all 'real' music is NOT emotional? So pop love songs don't express emotion?
[ ] You have been called emo. b/c emo is 'scene', baby! actually, i would think 'acting' emo enough to be called emo means you're not really emo. I think it just means you're retarded.
[ ] You keep a journal/diary. pshhh....you little girl. you and Anne Frank go fuck yourself.
[ ]You have/had a sad MySpace layout. Well, I think a Dallas Cowboys Myspace layout is sad.
[ ] You think emo guys/girls are hot Wow....you like a person of the opposite sex. You are quite a person.
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[GHETTO/GANSTA]

[ ] You like rap. Well, you're probably white.
[ ] You are in a gang. Just b/c you didn't have a dad.
[ ] You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. WHAT?!?!?!?
[ ] you swear all of the time! you and EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD THAT ISN'T MUTE.
[ ] You swear once in a while how could this be the next question? should it be in another category?
[ ] you have free styled and proabaly sucked.
[ ] You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. wow.....what a scene
[ ] You can break dance dancing. It's sooooooo gangsta.
[ ] you say the "n" word You're proably an ignorant mean mean person going to hell.
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[HARDCORE/SCENE]

[ ] You like loud music Well, Mozart can be loud if you turn it up.
[ ] You love/loved the Ninja Turtles ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING HARDCORE OR SCENE??????
[ ] You never walk anywhere. Oh yeah, hardcore kids MUST have the valet park their shitty van when they are downtown.
[ ]You wear slip-on shoes. ....uhhhh like flipflops? are you in the beach scene?
[ ] You like/love the band Norma Jean. maybe you like Bon Jovi too?
[ ] You wear band t-shirts. b/c you were 15 years old and your parents gave you money to buy 'merch' at a show.
[ ] People have called you a freak and meant it. b/c you chew light bulbs.
[ ]You love to "hardcore" dance yeah, ok.....ONLY hardcore kids hardcore dance. But it's not so much dancing as flailing about.
[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color. ....no hun, I think that may be punk?
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[ATHLETIC]

[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl. only b/c everyone else is doing it.
[ ] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. walking=sports. You don't want to step on a nail, do you?
[ ] You collect your jerseys. I collect my urine.
[ ] You have/had had a special shelf for trophies and awards. And a drawer for you sex toys.
[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes everyone needs a positve role model so they can grow up to be an overpaid steroid freak that doesn't really contribute anything worthwhile to society except for the occasional reason to buy wheaties.
[ ] your garage consists of sports equipment maybe you care about your body.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team. yeah....and you were going to make it to the pros.
[ ] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. why?
[ ] you have a specific number preferred for your jersey oooh like that really matters. And you probably make fun of the geeks for reading a book about a hirsute person who deals with clay (HARRY POTTER)....................look it up.
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