The Adventures Of Steven The Squirrel Hunter

They messed with his friends.....so now he's out for revenge. But, he'll be a tough nut to crack: And now [an excerpt from] Steven The Squirrel Hunter.

So yeah it boils down to Natalie calling me b/c Andrew was gone and that morning he went to get a towel from their closet and wrapped up inside the towel: A mad squirrel. Well, Andrew saw to it that that squirrel met his demise, but I was called in tonight b/c two more squirrels living in the crack above A&N's back porch tried to attack Natalie.

After a coulple of hours with the maglite and Shaun's cricket bat, and looking the beady-eyed little buggers in the face, Andrew's brother sprayed some silly string into the hole and we plugged that shit up.

We don't know if Earl The Squirrel is the one dead, but I think Earl and Co. are a little angry.

Farewell, and you have my number if you've got a flying rodent problem.