Your Work Is Shear Genius....

Stupid Adam and his Bravo TV shows........got me hooked now.

Well, at least Shear Genius, which ends in the next day or two or already has, I know they are down to the last three.

When I see Project Runway I get into it....but I don't know the people on the show as well as SG.

Then there's Tabatha's Salon Takeover. Total beeyotch at times.....then the coolest lady. I wish I had a salon in dire need of Tabatha to come in an lovingly bitch me back into shape.

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If you think you may have a gay son......don't fret. It's going to be the best child in the world.

(**WARNING** I totally made these statistics up....so if they offend or if there actually ARE stats, my bad.....I'm not taking bears and those creepy leather guys into account here. I'm talking your Carson Kressley and Clay Aiken types)

If your son is gay....there's a 97% chance you'll be better off. Why? Because if you have a gay son you are going to have GREAT hair....or eat DELICIOUS food....or wear AMAZING clothes....or have a FABULOUSLY decorated home. Or all 4.

Look at the bright side.....with a gay son he will be almost guaranteed a profession---or at least a skill----in one of these categories. Therefore, you can get free haircuts & meals, or talk them into making you or your house over as long as you don't have to pay for it.