2 Big Things (Almost Literally)

First of all:
So, if you ever checked it out...on my YouTube page (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=dancingdale) I had a video of me dancing with the Oxford Charger mascot, set to the tune 'My Lovely Horse' from the BBC show 'Father Ted.'

Well, due to copyright infringement it was deleted!!!!!!!!!

Sheesz...I mean if THAT was copyright infringement then by morning tomorrow there will be like 4 videos left on all of YouTube.


Second of all:
I think I just took the biggest crap of my life in Tupelo WalMart.

I've been taking this stuff from GNC that's supposed to cleanse your colon (for better health...with a benefit of weight loss due to eliminating impacted fecal matter [that could eventually cause cancer]). Well, nothing really major happened last week, as AFTER buying the stuff I found out it wasn't really good compared to other products.

Well, tonight--one night after the 'colon flush' phase--I had to take a crap in WalMart...and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. But when I went to zip up and flush, my eyes beheld the biggest loaf mine eyes have ever seen. I'm talking from the hole where everything goes up into the bowl. If I had my measuring tape handy....hands-down over a foot long.






Well, sorry but I just had to share.