Get Away From Me

So just a few minutes ago I went out to smoke one more cigarette before retiring for the night....and just sitting on my back step...out of nowhere a black dog comes running up barking at me. It got within 15 feet and was barking, and I was like "bitch, this is MY territory.....don't start that shit."

I think I recognize this dog as the bitch in the dog orgy that happened outside my bedroom window not long after moving in (a couple of you know the story). Only, it looked like now it had a collar and it was dragging a chain. So apparently it broke free or was just let go, but with a collar so the dog catcher guy wouldn't shoot it dead. I wish he would. I'm still shaking it scared the crap out of me.