Yeah, I Said That

Fucking Halle Berry.

No, it's not every guy's dream date. It's a way to describe the ultimate destruction of the X-Men Movie franchise. (please note that I never followed the comics, it's just that I have a feeling this was a poor way to end the franchise)
***CAUTION: CONTAINS MAJOR FREAKING SPOILERS OF X3: THE LAST STAND***
Just because you won your precious little Oscar™ a couple of years ago, you think that you can demand more screen time in a movie in which you are just one of the ensemble cast. Well, let me tell you that if you even know anything (or read the script) you would realize that the purpose of the X-Men is to fight together. Heck, that was even your first big line in the movie!

Anyway, it's my feeling that it's because of your demand for a bigger role that 1.) Cyclops was killed (OFF-CAMERA, NONETHELESS!!!) 10 MINUTES INTO THE FILM so you could move up in the ranks of X-Men leaders, and that 2.) Professer Xavier died a little while later after just mentioning that he would like you to take over the X-Men when he's gone.

So there you go.......killed off two of the biggest characters in the X-Men world. And, they didn't even get admirable death scenes.

Now, if you are a true film viewer and stayed AFTER the credits, it seemed like Xavier came back, with his mind in someone else's body.....which does leave a little room, but still......I mean, come on.......I was pissed before the end of the movie.

So fuck you Halle Berry, fuck you and all you stand for. Now I'm DEFINITELY not going to watch 'Catwoman.'

At least, if you ever negotiate another X-Men movie, or possibly want to be part of the Wolverine Spin-off movie.......ask them to let us actually SEE a sentinel. I can't take much more of just seeing Wolverine jump into the fog and then have a Sentinel head roll out.........only to find out it was just a simulation in the danger room.
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+I asked my mom if she would buy Q-tips for me. I just don't feel comfortable buying them myself. I think it comes from the Seinfeld bit about how women are the only people that have use for cotton balls. But honestly....my ears have never felt so dirty in the past 2 months.

+I will in fact be a whoreslave to George Lucas and buy the ORIGINAL and UNTOUCHED versions of Star Wars coming out later this year. Finally, a chance to see Han Solo shoot Greedo first on DVD!

+Jehova's Witnesses suck at 10am on a Saturday when you've been up all night watching a crappy X-Men movie. He just better be glad I didn't take it out on him. Berserker.

+Not but just a few weeks until the Prairie Home Companion Movie. Also, they won't be back in St. Paul until September, so we may have to delay our trip to see them in their hometown. Unless we catch them on tour. But, frankly I want to see them in their own theater. And, I want to catch the Mary Tyler Moore statue. But that's just me.

+I now have a Shaun Of The Dead poster, that I will look at every night before I go to bed. (If you know what I mean......even though Nick Frost is not on it.) I guess I'll print out a life-size stand-up of Nick Frost. He can watch me play video games and drink beer. I will be happy to have him as my flatmate.