Inspector Cluseau Mode....

Dude, tonight when I got home I found a box brought by FedEx.

My first thought was "What tha $&*# have I ordered?"

I opened it and to my surprise it was an RCA Lyra.....a portable MP3 player.....a 20GB portable player at that!!!

So, there was NO shipment invoice.....NOTHING to show where this came from. All I know is it came from 'Topstar Exports' in Los Angeles. It is a refurbished unit, so it seems like it came from eBay.

But the major question is: "Where tha fuck did this come from???!!"

There are several theories: One is that some credit card company sent it to me.....in an effort that I'll open it and become obligated to sign up for something. The second is that someone stupid hacked into my eBay account....bought it.....but sent it to ME instead of to THEM.

The third is that someone is really really thoughtful and sent it to me as an incredibly expensive and over elaborate Christmas gift, to which I am extemely grateful and undeserving. If this is the case: whoever you are please identify yourself b/c you must have owed me a TON of money, or you are a really cool person.

(oh, and no one own up to it just so you don't have to buy me a present....I want to see a receipt!)


Otherwise.....just wanted to share that bit or info....b/c I'm kind of freaked out about it right now.