I don't know who's bright idea it was.....but someone bought Grapefruit Air Freshener for the bathroom at work. And it's real Grapefruit...not grapefruit scent. My head is in citrusy overload........and frankly would rather endure the alternative. But, honestly, no one at work is the type to leave a, ummm, paper trail. So thankfully it's not a Grapefruit/Ass combo.
But still.......Grapefruit.
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The best times for me to come up with crazy shit is right when I wake up..and today I thought about how this Christmas, when churches are doing their Xmas Plays, I want to do something cool: The back doors of the church open....light spilling in from behind. A hooded figure (I came up with this after a shower with my towel) walks in, and Roman soldiers approach him. With a wave of the hand, the soldiers are choked by an unseen 'force.' The hooded figure approaches the baby Jesus, who is held captive by Jabba The Hut. Revealing himself to be a Jedi Knight, Jabba laughs and with a flash of a lightsaber he and his henchcreatures are killed. The Jedi escapes with the baby and frees young Mary and Joseph--who are held captive in carbonite.
Then there is a copper bikini thrown in somewhere.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
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I didn't recognize that guy until....he said his name, then I said it with him.......great plot twist.
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