Ok, I promise to crappily review "War Of The Worlds" as soon as I feel like it and hopefully before I forget it. Until then......

Well I'm saddened tonight; I went to ptanderson.com to see what my favorite director's current film projects are and discovered that the site is closing for good. The reason? Lack of any news.

So.....has the slack for "Magnolia" finally got to him? Have enough retards who thought "Punch-Drunk Love" 'wasn't funny' finally influenced him to stop making movies? I mean, come on, everyone loved "Boogie Nights", well, everyone except Don, but he has shitty tastes in movies anyway.

Oh well....the good news is that Cameron Crowe's got a new film coming soon, "Elizabethtown," and it stars (hooray!) Orlando Bloom.....or as I call him, 'Legolas.' It looks pretty good....I mean previews are misleading but Cameron always [a.] writes a good story and [b.] has a good soundtrack to his movies.

I'll sign off now.....I'm feeling unloved again.