Stolen From Bob & David.com (Go There By Clicking HERE)

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS – They should get together with the Ya Ya Sisterhood and then fuck off.

MADAGASCAR – If I wanted to spend two hours with talking animals, I’d visit my family.

THE LONGEST YARD – Are movies getting smaller, or did Courtney Cox-Arquette’s tits get bigger?

STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH - I wasn’t bored for a minute. I was bored for 142 minutes!*

MONSTER-IN-LAW – Makes me wish I could murder a movie.

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN – Hella dull.

HOUSE OF WAX – Prey. Slay. Display. Gay.

THE INTERPRETER – Sean Penn and Nicole Kidman, together for the first waste of time!

UNLEASHED – I’d prefer to see a movie called UNHINGED, about a door that, when taken off of its hinges, goes nuts and kicks the shit out of people.

THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY – I can’t wait to check it out three months from now on a plane!

*Recycled joke from my review of HULK.