Fresh. Smooth. Real.

So, if you are a retard and (a.) like Michael Bay films and (b.) never watch MST3K, then you would not realize that his new movie "The Island" is the EXACT same plot as "Parts: The Clonus Horror."


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So it appears that the ONE person who DOESN'T deserve a solo career now seems to have a successful one:

Rob Thomas.

Thanks, America.

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'Cool' People always talk about how they have a life....b/c they don't do things like watch sci-fi and play video games. They always say that those people 'have no life.' Well, FUCK YOU, that IS their life.

I just heard some jerkholes on the radio tonight, and—roughly—they said it kind of like this:

"I thought I had no life......until I drove by the theater last night and saw those people dressed up."

Again, I say..........'Noooo........that IS their life.' So fuck you.
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