Friday, April 8, 2005

Quick Bit For "Robot Chicken":

Okay, there's a 'certain' bright-eyed, blond-haired boy sitting on the toilet straining......then the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears and says "Use the Force, Luke!"

Luke just turns his head and looks at the camera.

*Cuts to next skit*

(And just where do you think I came up with this idea? .........On the toilet.)
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You Might Be Watching A Good Movie If:

- You are tense and hold your breath for several scenes....not just the climax. (and later suffer a headache due to lack of oxygen)
- Within minutes of a certain character being on screen, you know right away that you love him/her and they are the coolest people in the (fictional) world.
- When leaving the theater you say 'Oh, man' many times. (if with a friend...usually you quote it.)
- When watching the DVD you say 'Oh, man' when it's over....go straight to the special features....and then give the DVD to as many people as possible.
- Jar Jar Binks is nowhere in sight.
- You discuss (mostly with yourself) not just the 'funny' bits.....but the subtle bits as well......which usually end up being funny.
- You discuss (mostly with yourself) not just the 'drama' bits.....but the subtle bits as well......which usually end up being dramatic.
- You wish you were there.

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