I Like My Women Just A Little On The Trashy Side

Just for the record, one of the oddest moments in my life:

Andrew and I, outside the movie theater, using pickup lines on a tree. Yes....you read correctly. Almost everything imaginable.....Little gems such as "Oh baby, why you got to leave?" and "You look tired, why don't you rest those arms before you fall" and "Don't worry, her bark is worse than her bite" and "So, you grew up fast and split" and "Before we get married, we should check our family tree" and "She's got a good background.....strong roots" and different variations using wood and bush.
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I tell stories horribly . Much like everyday situations, I try to tell things, and avoid saying what I really mean, and never use exact terminology to describe things and can never remember all the details. I don't use much vocabulary, either.
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Oh, attention everyone: Be on the lookout for a Russian Horror Trilogy coming soon, the first film is called 'Night Watch.' I'm not big into horror, but this looks really wild and amazing and embedded with special effects. Well, the movie may suck but I want to see that movie trailer again! Really sells the movie (as trailers are supposed to do).

Speaking of, 'Kung Fu Hustle' was pretty good. Imagine a movie in which everything imaginable and impossible happens, then throw it out the window and you get one crazy movie about something else. Oh, and there's Kung Fu.
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So I've got 6 days to finish the last book of the Hitchhiker series, 'Mostly Harmless.' I'm only on the 4th chapter, so I've got a bit to do. It took me about a month to read the 4 books, and 3 months to read the last book. Not b/c it's big....just b/c I forgot and got lazy. Oh well, the movie won't even go past the 2nd book.....it's just a goal I set and I need to meet it.

Too bad I don't set meaningful goals.