I hate walking in Oxford. I feel so underdressed and uncool. I feel like I'm an old man's penis: I'm all limp, ugly and a little swollen. No sorority girl would look at me, much less touch me unless a $50 bill was attached, and all the dudes just thank goodness it's not them attached to those droopy balls.


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I believe only certain people should be allowed genetalia.
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If you've been wondering why I haven't posted anything for 6 days, you should really stop obsessing and do more useful things while on the internet. Or, in fact stop using the net and go read a book.

I haven't posted b/c I've been thinking that it's best not to post something that you have passionate feelings about and haven't had time to think over. It's best to not just say something quickly, and have it come out all irrational-like.

Well, anyway the past 2 weeks have, for some reason or other, become incredibly busy. This week, I haven't gotten home before 9pm. I don't know what it is.....just an influx of work and less time to do it. I can only take it in several week spurts. After this week it'll be time for another slow-down, in which I leave work at work, and leave it at a decent time. No calls after 6.
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This is a bit preemptive to mention, but I only lack one more payment on my student loan. Today I wrote a check for $2500 as payment, just over half of the balance. By the time I receive my bill for June, I should have at least one more paycheck. Which, if you didn't know, since last fall I have literally been depositing my paycheck and writing a check for the same amount to EdFinancial. This last time, I just doubled it b/c I have some in savings.....and I want to get it out of the way so I can start saving for Lasik.

Wow.......how's that for a bit of bragging? Sorry......I'll piss off.