All Hail The Overlord:

Okay, so if I've never expressed my feelings completely to any of you, Adult Swim DVDs and myself don't see eye to eye.

Frankly, I just don't appreciate their style of putting out DVD sets. Now, don't get me wrong, it's wonderful that they put them out....it's how they do it that bugs me. You see, when they release a show with more than one volume, they don't keep them the same style. Each DVD Volume has a totally different layout, cover, and artwork. As you know, this bothers me.

HOWEVER, I think yesterday's 'Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law' DVD release surpasses them ALL:

2 words: "There's A Wesley Willis Song On The Main Menu Of The Second Disc!!!!"

Yes, while you are deciding whether you want to watch an episode, special features or subitltes, you are treated to a song in which Wesley claims "Birdman Kicked My Ayss." (Yes, he pronounces it like that). So, as the clock on the wall says it's time to leave, I'll post the abbreviated lyrics:

Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached into his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass
Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hell ride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road

Birdman kicked my ass (X4)

At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
I jumped over his fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane
Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson

Birdman kicked my ass (X4)

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago; HEINZ: It's America's Favorite Ketchup.




......wow, I can't wait to see what Disc One contains!