The Presedential Re-Oathening

"I was fired.....for difference of opinion."

"The Phantom Menace?"
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So why is it that people are assholes? I mean, why is it that people have such different personalities that we hate them? I know it would be boring if everyone were the same, but I think it would be better if—deep in our psyche—we thought differences were cute. You know, if God made us different, but made it so that we thought it was adorable, and not hate. There would be no war.

I would really love to continue this conversation, but I've lost my thought now.
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I'm really hating starting to get fat now. I mean, my friend Nick Frost proves that you can be cute and fat, but this just isn't cool. I really want to go for the emaciated look now. You know, Heroin Chic.

Please, if you love me, help me with this. Don't let me.....well, eat. Un-Sensibly, anyways.

I want to go homeless-drugged-out skinny....that would be cool.

Man, I really do want a beer now though. Oh, new rule: beer is OK to have.....not part of my diet.