Tuesday, January 4, 2005

Mr. Sir Charles Darwin, You Sir Are Full Of Crap....

Okay, automobiles have been around for like, what.....100 years or something?

Well....you would think that by now our friends the deer would have evolved the sense to stay off the damn road. I mean, what happened to that natural adaptation and all that stuff?

Thousands of generations have passed in deer lives, and something should have been handed down. I mean, the whole hunting thing doesn't count b/c hunters just get lazier and lazier (as opposed to pioneer days). Once people get to the point of killing deer with laser-pointed assault rifles they still won't know what hit them. On the other hand, not much is going to/has changed in the technology of cars. It'll be a long time before cars fly, and until then it'll be the same concept: a moving heavy thing with four wheels goes by really fast on these long streches of ground that is made of pavement (oh, and at night, two shining beams are also these heavy things...please move along and don't stare).

Man, wise up.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stevo I had to quit reading after "Well....you would think that by now our friends the deer would have evolved the sense to stay off the damn road. " I will finish it after I post this but my god that was funny.

Anonymous said...

Stevo I had to quit reading after "Well....you would think that by now our friends the deer would have evolved the sense to stay off the damn road. " I will finish it after I post this but my god that was funny.

Oh yeah adDam

Steven said...

Oh my, thank you.

But, it's true. Oh, and p.s.: I think mice are starting to 'get' the whole trap-thing.