You Jumped The Shark In Season 4....

+ Remember those 3-D image things that were wildly popular many years ago? Those 'Magic Eye' things where you have to stare at the design and an image pops up at you?

+ I feel that I deserve some props for bringing one of the best movies into people I know's lives. I don't want to see a single post about 'that movie' (whether I know you or not) and how it is sooo great. I saw this movie in the theaters and either took or told you to go see it. And only now that it's out you are saying how good it is. Fuck You.

+ I eat b/c I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy b/c I eat.

+ The ugly stepsister moment from Shrek 2 didn't seem to go over at all with my parents—no response whatsoever. I thought that was the second best moment (compared to Puss licking himself) in the film. They only really got the fart and kicking in the balls jokes. That and EVERYTHING donkey did.

+ As always.......Far Side is awesome.

+ Children's Benadryl Allergy Syrup makes me sleepy.

+ It makes me type things that waste your time.

+ My grandma said the 'n' word alot Friday. We all laughed b/c it was sooo blatant and hateful....and funny. Then she kept saying it b/c she thought we would continue to laugh.

+ So.....widescreen plasma HDTVs are all the rage now, right? So....where does that leave the people who buy the full-screen versions of movies. Aren't they basically screwed now and cheated out of movie?

+ I don't know how to play the odds & evens thing with your fingers and your friends.

+ It's insane, this guy's taint!

+ DON'T PANIC

+ The worst way to ID someone (who is OBVIOUSLY over 18) is to ask—while punching in the amount on the register—"How old are you?"

+ "No News" on the happenings of movies I'm anticipating is NOT "Good News."




....I hope I haven't taken up too much of your time.