New Soap Day.....YESSSS

I am now clean after not having a real shower for three days. Now, mind you I took a shower—just not a real one. Allow me to explain. This is my story, won't you?

The final few days of a bar of soap are worthless. I mean, it spends it's last laugh of life as a mere 2mm-thin sliver of slippery fodder for the drain. There's no possible way to get clean with this thing....especially me. By the time I can lightly tap my face with it, my face is already spewing more oil, even dirtier now b/c it's wet....and face grease and water don't mix. So.....the pleasure of New Soap Day means that I can be clean again. It's like that feeling of the Weekends when I lived in Starkville.

You see, I was never really clean during the week. Sure, Andrew and I had soap and a shower, but it just wasn't happening let me tell you. I blame this on the fact that a.) The hot water only lasted 5 minutes. This was really good b/c when my parents aren't paying the bills I actually like to conserve water. I this case I was forced to be as quick as possible and had to neglect certain areas of extensive cleaning. This was hindered greater by the fact that Andrew was in the next room....no bother, I'm just taking a shower. But if he were to walk down the hall it would be odd b/c b.) the door was wide open b/c of no light in the bathroom. Now, no real problem b/c it wouldn't matter except for the fact that c.) the shower curtain was semi-clear.

Now, if I were to devote a shower to cleaning a certain area, more than just cleaning would begin to happen. This would in effect be not cool b/c a.) The hot water wouldn't last and even if it did and Andrew walked by b.) the door would be open and b/c the shower curtain was c.) semi-clear the extensive cleaning would appear to be something else which would most likely be the case.

So, by the weekend I would be craving a nice hot long shower and it would be great.

Thus New Soap Day is.......pretty sweet.