So most undoubtedly one of the best nights I've had in a long time happened a few months ago......and sadly only once. Myself, Gore, Jennifer and Kevin watched a crappy sci-fi made for video or USA network movie and Gore and me riffed on it sooo bad. The movie: SCORCHER!
So.....it made me want to start a new Saturday night tradition that cost $3.95 for a video and a 6-pack of beer. And it would be fun. Sadly, this never took off. Damn......YOU JUST WAIT TILL I HAVE MY OWN PLACE. The beer will flow like wine and the riffs will fly like Don Rickles with his own talk show.
......Well tonight things have come full circle. I am sitting at home (by myself....) watching a made-for-Sci-Fi Channel (owned by USA Networks) movie named: RAPTOR ISLAND. Yep......crappy as shit. Even the Discovery Channel had better Dinosaur animations. I'm only watching the last hour, but oh man this movie has a new hole.
I caught it just in time for the obligatory pointless action-movie brave-man taking on the bad guy by himself and sacrificing himself to save the main characters. Think about it: you've seen this scene in EVERY stupid action movie. Is it supposed to make us feel good? (However, if you are lucky, one of these deaths will invovle a railing-kill (as made famous by Space Mutiny) in which someone will die while falling over a railing.
You can always count of USA Networks to provide free entertainment. Oh, if you want to host a riffing party, let me know.
Saturday, December 4, 2004
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