Music For Your Life

First, I need to say I've found something retarded on MTV (I know......that's redundant but bear with me). It's a show called Video Mods. It's basically music videos that have been redone by whatever the fuck a mod is........something that makes video game graphics. So it's just video game charachters doing music videos. It's soo gay right now b/c they are doing a New Found Glory song. Gay.....just gay.
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Here's why music sucks:

You have a song that moves you. Something you sing over and over and seems to define your life. You desparately want to share this song with others. However, no one is around. You are alone.

No one likes the music you like. You may listen to music when someone else is in your car, but it has to be neutral music or something in the background. The reason is that humans for some reason feel the need to talk. People can't be quiet. Therefore, it's impossible for two people to sit in a car and listen to music. There has to be conversation. If you turn up the knob and go "man, I just love this song" it usually goes ignored and you continue talking.

Pop music sucks b/c when you are in a public place—I'm going to use a bowling alley as an example—and a song comes on. Someone likes it....and wants to prove this fact. If this is a girl, she will usually dance and sing the song loudly. "Hey, I know this song....hear me singing it?" If it's a guy, he will usually go "Aww, yeah!" and may sing along to prove he knows it as well. Retarded people act retarded in a public place when retarded music is playing.

Rap/hip hop sucks.

I guess your high school years are the definitive music-buying years. That's also when you listen to music that is totally retarded and only indicative of the times. Nothing of any real meaning. And the worst part of all: parents just don't understand.