As My Friend Ben Lee Once Said: Cigarettes Will Kill You...

.......except I don't know what the song is about.


So, I trust everyone listens to the Prairie Home Companion on PRM? (website)

Why does an archaeologist make a good husband?" "Because the older you get, the more interested he is in you."

........look, it's rare to hear humor on Public Radio, so this show is definitely worth checking out. It's on Saturday afternoons 5ish and sometimes on Sundays just after luch. (I expect you to listen for it yourself....stop relying on me to tell you the times)

Ehh sorry, I really feel compelled to update, but once I do all inspiration leaves, and I'm left without content. Well, the Prarie Home Companion is releasing a DVD of their 30th Anniversary Broadcast, so I may be getting that one if I'm lucky enough to see it lying around a WalMart somewhere.

Oh before I go, one I heard last Sunday.....I may have to paraphrase....

"George W. died and was standing outside of heaven. St. Peter said he would let W. see both heaven and hell, and W. would get to pick where he wanted to spend eternity. W. went to hell, and found nothing but Golf Courses and clubs all around, people laughing and having a good time with a few beers. Dubya then goes to Heaven and sees nothing but enlightened people floating around from cloud to cloud playing harps, singing, and talking about intellectual things. Dubya turns to St. Peter and says 'I never thought I would say this, but I think I would be better off in Hell.' So down he goes, but when he gets there he finds nothing but desolation and destruction and people in pain. Satan comes up to him to welcome him, and W. says 'What's going on? Earlier I was here and it was all good times.' The Devil responds "That was the campaign......now you voted for us."


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.........ahahahhahhah.........aahah ......ha. Hrmph.

Just be glad I didn't try to tell the one about the Scottish guy watching baseball; the Punchline: "He doesn't need to run, he's got 4 balls"....."Walk with PRIDE, laddie!"