More Randoms From A Waste Of Life

1. In "Napolean Dynamite," Lafawnduh's cousin is Jamiroqui. ("You like to dance, huh? Here, [throws tape at Napolean] my cousin made this. I think you may like it."....at the skit, the song on the tape is Canned Heat by Jamiroqui.

2. Curt Jernigan is such an awesome name.

3. The other night I woke up about 4am really thirsty. I was craving grape juice so managed to get up and go pour a glass. So I took it back to my room and sat in the dark to drink it. As I set the glass down on the edge of my nightstand (in the dark, mind you) I felt the gravity of the cup turning over and heard a splash. I turned on the light, used a dirty towel to clean up the little bit of juice in the floor. The rest of the juice spilled into the open nightstand drawer onto all of the cases of the DVDs I have my backed up TV Ads on, it was also spilled onto everything in my floor (which is everything) including my notebook with movie 'script' [completely soaked—but the movie is a piece of poo anyway], a pair of shoes, some socks, and some tapes. Wonderful. I hate being a clutz.....but I hate being a sleepy clutz. P.S.: As of Saturday morning........it hasn't been cleaned.

4. So.....Trey Parker and Matt Stone can create a movie ("Team America: World Police") entirely with marionettes......yet the "Thunderbirds" movie was ENTIRELY LIVE ACTION!?! (in case you are ignorant, "Thunderbirds" was a BBC show from the '60s that starred marionettes. Yet, this summer they made a live action movie. Pshh. Oh, why do previews still have to say: "From the creators of 'South Park'?" By now we know they are flippin' Trey Parker and Matt Stone!

5. Sports has lots of dirty terminology.

6. I know it's 'classy' to watch Chaplin films...but I can see why his movies are so revered. When I watch them, I'm absolutley drawn to him and can't take my eyes off. He just has a grace about him that is so awesome. The way he moves is effortless....it's just classic genius. And the stories for his movie are also really [kinda] a few years ahead of their time. Poignant and just.....good.

7. I just can't grasp the fact that I'm not beautiful......and I can't do things. Come on, I dare you to name one....that's 1....thing I can do. Come on, one. See? And dammit, why can't I at least look pretty so I won't have to be able to do things?

8. Jude Law is THE HARDEST WORKING MAN IN HOLLYWOOD RIGHT NOW. Honestly, ever since "Cold Mountain" came out on DVD, he's had a new movie come out every few weeks or so. This isn't exaggerating, either. Let's just review this fall: "Sky Captain and THE WORLD OF TOMORROW," "I Heart Huckabees," "Alfie," "Closer," and "The Aviator." And those are just movies about to come out before the end of the year. He's got it all......and he's English or whatever.

9. So......the crappy new movie coming out is "Taxi".....yet it's NOT a movie version of the 70's TV show Taxi.

10. I have a new pair of glasses. However, as per the Radio Shack ads, they are the same style as Howie Long wears. Sigh. At least flippin' Terry Bradshaw doesn't call me. Then I would have to rethink the whole suicide thing.

11. Is it un-American for me to hate politics? I mean, granted, I don't know the first thing about politics (see #7, and add "I don't KNOW anything about things either), but I hate them. I also hate pundits (those guys who show up on shows on news channels and bicker and fight and talk over each other at the same time) and people who are important people in their respective parties. For example, on channels like Fox News, the democrats are always these tiny squeaky whiny ugly dudes with big ears and the republicans are these boffo dudes who never stutter or try to stall while thinking of answers. I guess I shouldn't make fun of people for doing what they obviously like to do, but people who run campaigns are funny to me. Take for example George Stephanopolous. If you haven't seen the documentary "The War Room" (starring Ragin' Cajun James Carville about Clinton's '92 campaign) it's just funny to see this tiny greek guy with big hair running around trying to elect Bill. I just hate all the fighting and lameness that politics brings. It sucks that those are the people who run the country.