Just Don't Talk To Me....

I AM ONE P.O.'D LOSER.....

I finally just finished the Return of the Jedi on DVD, and there's something at the end NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT:

They replaced the original actor for the Jedi spirit Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) with fucking Hayden Christensen....the Young Anakin Skywalker in Episodes II and III.

How the flying fuck could George Lucas do that?

I know how: imagine you are him for one moment. (now, don't get a 'playing God' complex.....this is just for review)
You have made 3 movies that are some of the most popular of all time. Because of all of the merchandising and liscensing you were smart enough to invest in, you are one of the richest men on the planet. In 1997, you have a chance to make EVEN MORE money by re-releasing your films with new scenes to represent "What it was intended to be."

After their 'success' you realize "Hey, I made a trilogy, but it was only the last half of a sextet......I need to make 3 new movies 20 years later that shows events that were supposed to happen 32 years (fact from theforce.net) before the original 3 movies took place. "

UH-OH! you now realize that some of your ideas and consitencies in the original movies don't add up for your next movie, so what do you do? You go back to the origianl movies, digitally alter things so they all add up and you pretend it's how you originally wanted it, when you actually just thought of it while eating ho-ho's on your couch while thinking of how to get fatter and richer.





........I'm sorry baby, you know I love you George. Oh, but I hate you so much, why do you do this to me?

Gooooshhhh.