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Hi,

Didn't know you'd actually try it. This is that kind of feature they use to hide spoilers on movie fan sites. So, if you were at theonering.net right now, you would probably be reading "Frodo doesn't actually destroy the ring, but instead Gollum bites his finger off, and then celebrates and dances too close to the edge. But, I like how Peter Jackson had he and Frodo 'fight' off the cliff.......it was more dramatic."

See, wasn't that totally a waste of your time?

Now I better not see any of you jerks copying me....this is MY device.

So fuck off.


Happy Halloween.