One Total Waste Of Human Life Part 1

I apologize to you, but I have a few talking points that come to me, and I don't write them down, nor do I develop them completely. I just want to get them down so I don't forget them. I thought it would be better to make one decent sized blog with all of them rather than one sentence posts like I normally do.
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1. George W. Bush is trying to steal the election AGAIN.....you know all these hurricanes that have been prominent in the news lately? They are all hitting the Miami/Dade area and Broward Co. areas. ....where did all the 2000 "Election" hoopla happen? I rest my case. The republicans didn't want us to see "The Day After Tomorrow" (NOT b/c it was a shitty movie, but) b/c they designed a plan to control the weather in Florida so W. would 'win' the 'election' again.

2. When I can twist my nose hairs.....and even make a strand from one nostril touch a strand from the other.......I NEED A TRIM.

3. Art Bell (Coast to Coast A.M.) interviewed some people from the TV show "Dead Like Me" tonight. I really want to see this show, but I don't have Showtime movie network. Has anyone else seen this show? If so, leave a comment.

4. Talking to Matt tonight, I told him I was going to Amory by myself to shoot some video. He said "You don't have a wingman?" I really like that. Even though it makes me think of Top Gun, it makes sense. William has Ann with him everywhere he goes. Usually Adam and I will tape an event together. Generally, anyone taping an event for the TV station has at least one other person with him/her. So, I will offically start referring to this as a 'wingman.' Thanks Matt.

5. I heard an ad during C2Ca.m. tonight....it started "I'm a hypocrite....I don't mean a vegetarian who wears leather shoes, I mean I haven't talked to my kids about drugs..." .....Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but a vegetarian can wear whatever the heck he/she wants to. A vegan can't wear/use any animal products. So, not only is the guy a hypocrite.....he's stupid.

6. Sigh, I went to the Coast 2 coast a.m. website, and I accidentally saw a pic of George Noory....dammit. I imagined him much better looking.

7. Why is shopping for underwear uncomfortable? I mean, is it like this for all dudes? Anytime I want to try out a new kind of underwear (which is only every 5 or so years....I get good use out of my undies) I kind of have to look around and decide what I want to try. This means I have to spend time in the underwear section. It's just weird......instead of models, can't they just photograph the underwear on a well endowed mannequin rather than muscle bound hunks? I hate being in that aisle.

8. Do you think Peter Jackson's King Kong remake will be good? I saw the original the other day and I know why it's a classic. It's soooo good, and really scary.

9. (this topic is 10 years too late) Michael Chricton actually co-wrote the screenplay to his own novel 'Jurassic Park.' Why did he make it so different? Did he realize that THE BOOK SUCKED? I'm glad he changed it. I've heard people say the book was terrifying........they are dumb. It sucked. Good movie, though.

10. I'm a poser...so I'm lame.

11. Can someone teach me how to tie a tie?

and my last one....
12. I'm trying to smoke so I can have a better (non-faggity) voice. I hope it doesn't take long, b/c I hate it. But, it makes me look cool. The only problem is that I haven't figured out that whole packing thing. I don't exactly know why you do it, and when I do it pushes the paper past the butt. God I fuck up everything!



signed....
Total Waste of a Human Life