Crispy McChicken w/ Cheese

So yeah, if you were to look at me now, I'd probably tell you I hate you.

But I wouldn't take offence if I were you, b/c I pretty much hate everything. My room is filled with tons of stuff that just remind me of how lonely things are. I don't mean stuff like pants and expensive lip gloss and meaningless crap. I mean mostly DVDs and videos, things movies and TV shows I love so much, and would give anything to share with someone else. Someone else who could watch and appreciate as well. But more importantly, watch with me and understand that I like them.

So I want to start a war. I don't mean a war that will accomplish anything, I just mean something kind of meaningless so that everyone will hate me and not want to talk. (well hey, nothing new)

Let's see.....who can I fight? Hmph, oh well, maybe something will come to me.

But, I did try a new kind of underwear.....maybe that'll help my mood.
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I don't know who I can blame....I would try to blame my parents, but I think that's the easy way out. I've always been taught to be the exact opposite of adventurous. You know, there's no reason to do anything else other than sit around quietly, have no 'fun' and work 23 hours a day, 6 days a week. And when you do work, work hard and don't be a lazy ass.

Oh, that and don't watch naugthy movies. (p.s. naughty means anything over a PG-13 rating)
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On the other hand, I'm glad I don't like to have fun. Otherwise, I would be like some frat dude, with a beer in one hand and a condom in the other, getting coked-up piggy back rides from some guy we nicknamed 'Puber.'

I may be running around, getting naked when I had the chance, or watching movies starring The Rock or Vin Disel (only 2 of the greatest actions heroes movie history has ever known). I would be rocking out to Limp Bizkit and Dave Matthews in the same set by the shitty cover band and that shitty bar & grill while I tried to pick up 'some nice ass.'
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Well, anyway.........Fuck You, I guess.