Reasons To Be Alone....

1. No one to talk meaningless blather in my ear while I am watching TV.

2. More money for myself.

3. I can do things when I want to.

4. I can always make good jokes.

5. Pshh....who needs sex?

6. Never fighting over what movie to see.

7. Never fighting.

8. Morning breath is not a problem.

9. I like most food...and don't have to make myself try something new.

10. I can always listen to other people's problems while mine just float away with the wind.

11. I understand my sarcasm.