This is going to be hard to explain without demonstrating, so please bear with me.
I'm at work right now, and I had just walked over to check on the status of something I was recording. Well, there is a stapler on the desk, a rather large, older stapler.
For some unknown reason (and I promise you this really happened)I stuck my middle finger underneath the place where the staple comes out. I guess I was feeling those two little 'teeth' things...I dunno.
Well, something possessed the palm of that same hand to—in a grasping motion—clutch the top of the stapler and press down.
......I just stapled my own middle finger.
Oh, it hurts.
Friday, August 13, 2004
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