Movie Review - "I, Robot"

Tonight's movie is appropriately titled "I, Robot", which takes it's name straight from an episode of Sealab 2021, which took it's name from a book by Isaac Asimov. The tagline for the movie is "How many one-liners can Will Smith throw in?"

The movie starts with Will Smith waking up to an alarm clock (after having a flashback dream that won't be explained until 1 hour and 15 minutes into the movie), while yawning "Aww Hell No!" We then get to see his butt in the shower......AGAIN....and we see that he has a really big scar on his shoulder. And hairy nipples. This movie is apparently set in the future because robots have every public service job available. And there are robots.

One robot gets all wacky and kills someone....and some more stuff happens. But more importantly than that, Will Smith is wearing some 2004 Chuck Taylor Converse All-Stars! And he says so proudly! Over and Over!

So the robots get mad at Will Smith and try to kill him, and he says "Aww Hell No!" a few more times, saves a kitty, and .....ummm saves the world. AGAIN.

So if you like Will Smith, and more importantly if you like Will Smith, go see "I, Robot." Or just wait 3 years for the sequel "Us, Robots" or possiblly "Me, Robot Too."

Movie Stats:
Predictablitiy: Wayyyy over the line
# Of Times Will Smith Says "Aww Hell No!": 52
Violence Against Robots: Body Parts EVERYWHERE! It's worse than Kill Bill.
CGI Effects: I couldn't even tell it wasn't not CGI.