More Comfort That I'm Probably Not Gay #2

A Continuation....more profound I believe:

Good things

1) They won't cheat on you with other women.

2) They're easy to find.

3) They're usually into techno dance music. (That is a good thing, trust me. You ain't getting this guy near a dance hall for at least a while.)

4) They're not into Football.

5) They're scared of you.

6) They're scared of themselves.

7) They have odd hours.

8) They can fix your computer for free, and make it run better too.

9) They're into Monty Python, and other classic movies.

10) They write for Brass Knuckles Webzine.

Bad things

1) They may cheat on you with digital or animated women.

2) They're hard to get rid of.

3) They can't dance.

4) They're into Quake (Or Unreal Tournament, or Starcraft, or Diablo, or etc.)

5) They're scared of you.

6) They're scared of themselves.

7) You don't have odd hours.

8) They'll try to explain to you how to make your computer run better.

9) Their life is Monty Python, and other classic movies.

10) You end up in their articles they submit to Brass Knuckles Webzine.


.......the only thing is that this right wing news site is (I think) Brass Knuckles Webzine.....AND I don't play Quake or any of those games.....but I'm sure I do something that can take the place of football.