Friday, August 13, 2004

Adam Keeps Asking......Well NOW He Knows!

The identity of the first person to ever put bop in the shu-wop shu-wop is lost in the mists of time. It is safe to say that bop was added to the bop shu-wop shu-wop in neolithic time by primitive hunter gatherers, in some form or other. However, no records exist from this period, except the most primitive cave paintings, in which the bop shu-wop shu-wop is almost always faded beyond recognition. Until the development of commercially generated electricity, putting bop into the bop shu-wop shu-wop was very labour intensive, and thus very expensive. In 1913, famous Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla filed a patent for the process of bop insertion through an electromagnetic vortex. Thanks to Tesla, millions of people throughout the world nowadays enjoy cheap and plentiful bop within their bop shu-wop shu-wop. God bless America.




not by me, btw..... :)

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