I Like You, Yeah I Like You, I Wanna Be So Bohemian Like You (Thank You GM For Putting That Song In Your Commercial)

So the tooth fairy is probably the most under appreciated fantasy character of them all.

I mean, the tooth fairy doesn't even have a backstory.

we know that Santa lives in the North pole, and the Easter bunny humps little kids....but NOTHING is known about the tooth fairy. I mean, thanks to movies like The Santa Clause and Ernest Saves Christmas, we know intimate things like how Santa makes it to every house and where he keeps all the presents (in his little ball).

Well I have a new idea for a service that would improve the Tooth Fairy's status. It's the new and improved Tooth Fairy Services, Ltd.

Ok, get this...not only does the Fairy (giggle) check under pillows and get rid of nasty dried-blood teeth, but she/he (giggle) also performs a full dental checkup, and dental-releated services around the house. What is the one thing you use for months--without replacing as often as you should that deteriorates and is keeping you from full dental health?

YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!

Think about it...you never really know when to replace it! You just wait for it to flatten out, costing you valuable brushing and cleaning care. What if the fairy checked your bathroom and replaced your toothbrushes? She wouldn't even need a fee.......you just get one less quarter under your pillow. He gets the money from somewhere, so it's costing her anyway. Think of it as a gift. She/he could also replace floss when needed, and refill whatever brand of mouthwash you use.

This may be the greatest idea ever for the Tooth Fairy. Maybe THEN they'll start making movies about ....it.

So consider Santa overrated. He just brings you junk, and fills your stocking with candy. Now, does that mean he cares about you? NO! That tooth fairy cares about your tooth health!