For everyone who's not strong enough to play football and those that aren't tall enough to play basketball, there's still one more sport where they can get the crap beat out of them: Dodgeball! Yes, the game in which the strong gang up against the weak and pelt them with rubber balls....in the balls.
Tonight's movie review is the Vince Vaughn/Ben Stiller face-off movie "DodgeBall," a documentary exploring the real lives of those that have perfect bodies and those that, well, don't.
Vince Vaughn, who is really only truly funny when he's the only funny person in the movie, has to pay back a few debts within 30 days, but he runs a failing gym for pirates and dorks. Ben Stiller and his wife Me'Shell live across the street and want to make sure that they are more successful than average guy Vince. So armed with a few television commercials they wage an all-out war.
This movie has some great cameos and a superb cast. Everyone was top-notch in their roles. It is nice to see when mindless comedy is pulled off well, though I wanted to leave the theatre right after the previews. "Dude, Where's My Car, Too?" is gonna suck.
After many dogeball battles with with the insane and bizzare (the best being the ever-manly Bernice) the Vinces and the Bens faceoff in their ball-busting match of hilarity. Will Vince Vaughn prevail? Will Patches O'Hoolihan come in time to rescue them? Who knows...I kind of missed the last part b/c I was on the floor.
MOVIE RATINGS:
Predictability: 1/10 (I never saw Bernice coming)
Movie Star Cameos: A+
Pee before or After: BEFORE! You don't want to miss the end credits. (My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard....)
Full Price or Matinee: Full Price
Sunday, June 20, 2004
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