Brak Presents "The Brak Show," Starring Brak

So it's always fun to run into someone you graduated high school with four years ago and ask what they've been up to, and their response is "getting high and shit. I've been drunk for the last four or five days."

It's always super cool, but depressing b/c you wonder why you can't be doing that yourself.

So my grandfather got a new puppy not long ago, but never got it's shots. This weekend the puppy got parvo, and is really sick. The problem is that my grandfather is in France right now for the D-Day thing. So the puppy has been down at my dad's filthy hunting dog pen, but is now at our house b/c we have to take care of it to see if it will live. We made an emergency trip to the vet on Saturday and got it some shots and stuff, and now we have to squirt some type of formula down it's throat b/c it won't drink or eat anything. Poor thing.

So can anyone draw really well? I need someone to draw the front cover for "Fantastic Powers Issue #1" I could also use someone to pose for "Fitness & Dicks." Requirments: must be fit.