August 2nd, 2004

Episcopalooza Day Number 28

Greetings fellow fellows!

Wow!

After that whole incident with Father Veerjay and young Timmy, I thought Episcopalooza would be cancelled for sure! But the Almighty smiled on us once again and we've had 4 weeks of pure unadulterated fun! (Teehee, I said adultery)

Pat Robertson visited us last night and told us that Shrek 2, the biggest money-maker of the summer was indeed evil. He said that he never got around to seeing it yet, but he could sense that it in fact was a direct slam against the Bush administration's environmental policies. 'Too much pollution, and we'll turn to ogres' was his idea of the movie's stance. He warned us that unless we join the Young 700 Republicans Club, we'll go to that firery burning place for sure.

He also told us that Dr. Octopus called and donated money to the CBN regularly, and that Spiderman was the real bad guy.

He was also visibly content, no make that pleased, that Jeff did indeed leave Coupling.

So as I leave you tonight, Be safe, be fun, and most of all, just be.