At McDonalds, NEVER Pay In Quarters....They Give You A Look

Sights I See On Campus....

Well, I didn't expect to post for a week, but I found time and a secluded corner in the computer commons to update.

If you plan to walk around with a laptop bag that looks like a briefcase, NEVER EVER wear a yellow shirt and camoflauge (Real Tree, mind you) overalls at the same time.

In fact, NEVER wear a yellow shirt and camoflauge overalls—period. Thank You.

I went to McDonalds this afternoon for some lunch, and only had a $1 bill and a $2 bill in my wallet. I ordered the #10, which is $3, and plus tax the total is #3.21—every time! So I didn't want to spend my $2 bill b/c I'm saving that as a tip for someone. So I knew that I had $3 worth of quarters and would pay with that plus 2 dimes and a penny. Exact change—cha ching!
Well, as I pay I give her the handfull (literally) of coins and, though not ashamed, tried to make a joking comment about it being entirely change. (I think it was "I'm gonna pay you in quarters today.") .......Nothing but an eye-to-eye stare and a sour look on her face. I mean come on, I didn't just break up with you, and I know fast food service sucks and you wish you could have a job that actually supports your family, but jeez, crack a smile every now and then. I want to see that gold tooth or yours shine!

So anyway, I guess we can stop trying to be civil b/c food service workers just don't get it.

Either that, or pay with paper bills like any normal American.

How about I slip you that $2 bill and you accuse me of giving you fake money b/c you didn't know there was such a thing. "Does that mean you're gay?" Why don't you go read a book you whore of a fry-cook. All you gotta do is heat my buns and pour on the special sauce.

GO HERE AND READ
....now, see.....they're even gonna put it back in circulation. (hopefully this link will still be active by the time someone actually reads this post....if not, ask me about it.) (oh, and check this out too, pretty funny)

Rather than bore you with a story 99% of anyone who reads this knows about, I'll just say the two things that EVERY college student can complain about:

1. Parking
2. Book Store Rip-Off

Now, formulate your own complaint and email them to me, rather than listen to me make the same complaints made since the dawn of man. Or, at least the dawn of Universities.