To laugh or not to laugh (at the movies, I mean).
Fart jokes: laugh.
Being caught naked....anywhere: laugh.
Bad guy says a crappy zingy one-liner that you could have predicted: Don't laugh.
Poop jokes: giggle.
Eddie Murphy poop jokes: Sit silently.
"Bohner" actually pronounced "Boner": Oh you can fall out at that one.
Dwarfs: only cute.
Running across town with a harmonium: Laugh, then wipe eyes.
"I don't know, faggit": Only b/c it's true.
Coconuts: AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Airplane: laugh.
Airplane 2: only if you are desparate.
Friday afternoon in the hood: oh please, find a real plot.
Steve Martin + 12 kids + bonnie hunt: Take away the kids, replace Bonnie Hunt with Bernadette Peters, make him think "Someone hates these cans!"
A dog eating a squeak toy AND a diamond: oh man, the brits can do it.
Jack Black: More like Jack Suck.
Will Ferrell: Craig the Cheerleader only works on the small screen.
Your favorite Jewish Leader/Messiah On the cross: ONLY if someone's looking on the Bright Side of life.
Oh, only a small sample. I was afraid if I drew too much from popular 'funny' movies, I would offend a few people. But Hollywood formulas are up for debate if you want.
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