UPDATE

Well, it's equal justice and my family heritage:

It seems that the other day, my grandmother (the same one who bought me a cake--she likes buying cakes) bought another one for my cousin. Taking it to their house, she refused to let my grandfather—the one who dropped MY cake—take it in b/c she thought he would drop it. Well, she tried to take it in herself, and FELL DOWN walking up the steps.

It's funny partly b/c they are an old bickering couple and that was just justice, and partly b/c it explains my heritage.

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