See......Jesus CAN Make Money

The invention of the periphial mouse for macs then PCs was one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century. However, it's time to improve it for the 21st:

Remote controls for computers!

I mean, sure we have wireless mice now, but you still need a hard surface for them. And there are the spectacular optical mouse which uses that cool little red light instead of a ball. I hate having to clean my balls. But.....you still need a surface for them.

So why not attach a remote sensor to a USB port on the front of a PC and use a remote to control/navigate. It could have a joystick like a video game controller and shortcut keys to launch applications. It could be a perfect internet browser tool. I mean, a majority of people that don't work at an office don't spend much time typing stuff anyway, so it would be perfect for them.

Oh well, I'll just eat my Pit-Pat-O's with the bowl in one hand and lean over to use my mouse with the other, for now at least.

Oh, let's get naked! (√)