I'm Against Sex On The Television...I Keep Falling Off

Sometimes I do think I'm being watched.

Earlier tonight I was studying for MS History, and couldn't remember the name of the STD that Europeans caught from the Native Americans. I guess I just failed to write it down.

So I decided to get online quickly and look it up. I thought it was syphilis, but wasn't quite sure. I pull up Google--my home page--and start to type 'venereal diseases europeans caught from native americans.' As I'm typing, I notice the lights in my room start to dim, and as I hit 'Enter' every light in the house goes out. Complete power failure.

Who is this that doesn't want me to know about Columbus and the early European explorers what had sex with the Indians and took nasty diseases back with them?

Oh well, after about 30 minutes of sitting in the living room by a peach scented candle with a burning match I dropped in there trying to read my scribbled notes, my mom wakes up and comes in asking why I didn't wake her up to tell her the power is off. .....? If I worked for the power company, I wouldn't want to be wakended.......awoken......waked......woked........woke up just because some people's power went off in the middle of a fair weathered night. My mom called anyway, and (honestly) within a minute of hanging up the phone, the power came back on.

Back to studying, darnit.

Oh, it was syphilis.