2 Great Non-Sequitur/Foot In Mouth phrases in the past two weeks:
(Not Counting "Unless You Like Chinese People"........that was 3 weeks ago)
1. Matt: "I'll slap the BLACK off you!!"
Setting: Bulldog Lanes, with about 7 black people in the lane behind us. My side hurt for days from laughing.
2. Me: "I'm gonna be a GREAT old person!"
Setting: Mi Pueblo in Pontotoc, surrounded by old people at tables and booths around us. I was referring to the fact that I like buffets--All food at one price--and that Mi Pueblo is the greatest Mexican restaraunt ever.......b/c at lunch they have all you can eat MEXICAN FOOD for $5. I mean, come on, you get stuffed just ordering a meal.......now you can get all the beans and cheese dip you want......for nothing extra!! doesn't that kick butt?!
Plus, I also said something that made me laugh, but I can't remeber what it was. It was stupid, but so funny. I guess it's not worth mentioning if I can't remember it. ..........wait...
Oh yeah, I dropped my phone in the toilet the other day.
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